History of Afersis but Really Really Fast

History of Afersis but Really Really Fast is a quick and humorous summarization of Afersis's history. It was first created by Max and was later expanded upon. It is now divided into: History, Afersis Act 1, Afersis Act 2 and Afersis Act 3.

History

Afersis Act 1

C = Cal, B = Ban Forison

C: I have no idea where I am.

B: Hello there I am Ban the butcher you live in a world of 9 kingdoms each one representing a different biome except 9th kingdom which is a mystery hihi

C: Woah that sounds very interesting better go and sleep in this random library and get a mysterious blue crystal and money for some reason by the way you wanna go to the 9th kingdom with me

B: Well since I am a humble butcher who has probably never done a dangerous thing in his life how could I resist an offer like that

C: Perfect let’s go but first let me just do a dice roll for some reason…

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….

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C: Aight cool let’s go

P = Person

P: Oh would you look at that! Two humble travelers just traveling about and hopefully not going to the 9th kingdom because nobody has ever returned from there and everyone who even attempts that 100% probably dies a horrible death!

C: Yep that’s us by the way where’s the fastest route to the 9th kingdom

P: Oh just go left, by the way, haven’t we met before

C: I can’t remember anything except now that I think of it I probably was here and there was a lot of airships or something don’t know what that’s about

P: Cool well good luck I guess

C: Wait I just had the craziest dream I was like here before and stuff and there were like airships???

P: Nah probably a coincidence

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C: Well would you look at that this is the end of 1st kingdom (The Cloud Kingdom) lets just go down through this really really long staircase and-

B: We need another party member

C: What?

B: Here look at this person

A = Ann

A: Hi I'm Ann

C: Why do we need another party-

B: Ssh, btw look out bombs

C: Holy shit The Fire Kingdom is bombing Earth Kingdom?

A: Yea shit happens all the time

C: Could we maybe go somewhere where they wont bomb us? And why tf are they bombing this random town-

A: Sure I know just the place

C: But before we go I gotta but this cool staff.

B: Im sure it's gonna get a use

B: Btw Im having a crazy dream right now!

C: A what- Like the ones I am having?

B: Nah nothing like that, aaand it's probably not too important why do you even care

A: Wait are you having crazy dreams?

C: Yea all cause of this stupid crystal

A: Wait you also have a crystal

C: Bruh now I'm not even unique

A: Mine was given to me by my father and it's really sad cause-

C: Blah blah can we continue?

….

A: Ok this is it.

C: We litterly just walked to the mountain kingdom, did you even do anythi-

B: Great, now we just have to traverse these mountains-

E = Eric

E: HEeey I heard you needed to traverse these mountains well I'm the perfect guy no ones ever died on these mountains.

A: This guy's shady

C: Yea

B: Perfect thanks Eric

E: Btw is that a crystal that you have Cal?

C: Yea it sucks was thinking about throwing it away-

E: HAHA not if I take it first!

J = Jane

J: Not if I take it from you either

E: No fair I just got it

C: Wait who are you???

J: Probably someone not too important... Wait is this yours? I'll take it

C: Sure

A: NO!

J: Ugh fine ig you can have it for a while but I'll take it later

C: What I said sure???

J: To late I already made up my mind

C: But I thought you wanted it- and she's gone...

C: And now Eric's gone too... PERFECT-

….

C: Oh looks like it's time for the next kingdom- aaand we're already wanted... Great

B: I'm gonna go to the village for some supplies

A: Me too

C: Hey not guys probably not a good idea-

C: And we are being chased by guards.

C: Guess there's only one way out of this...

G = Guard

G: Lady have you seen Cal and the gang?

C: No

G: Oh ok... Wait a minute...

C: Shit prisons it is.

….

C: Wait Eric???

E: Hey like sorry for before and it was kinda my fault ya'll got wanted and stuff...

C: I'm so close to punishing you right now but you are supposed to have your redemption arc now so I'll refrain

E: Oh right in that case I gotta tell you about my backstory, it all began-

C: Hey look a way out, and a convenient dog sled.

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C: Hey gang

A: Hey

B: Hey how did you know to meet us here?

C: um

J: Nevermind that, ready to give me the crystal now?

E: Oh no not you again

B: How did you get here?!

J: JUST, GIVE, THE, CRYSTAL!

B: Sure

A: NO!

J: AAAAAAAAAA

B: Aaand she's gone

A: Remember these crystals are special

C: And annoying

B: Let's just continue

….

C: Finaly Water Kingdom!

B: Ah yea peace out

C: Wait

A: Yea cya

C: Wait you guys leaving?

B and A: Yep

C: Oh right you were only supposed to go here.

E: Oh Im leaving as well!

C: Hm what to do now...

E: So I thought I would like to say goodbye!

C: I should probably check into a hotel for the night

E: ...

C: Or should I go grab som food first?

E: You wanna hear my backstory-

C: I think I'll just go in this random direction.

E: It's really good I promise!

Afersis Act 2

Afersis Act 3