History of Afersis but Really Really Fast
History of Afersis but Really Really Fast is a quick and humorous summarization of Afersis's history. It was first created by Max and was later expanded upon. It is now divided into: History, Afersis Act 1, Afersis Act 2 and Afersis Act 3.
C = Cal, B = Ban Forison
C: I have no idea where I am.
B: Hello there I am Ban the butcher you live in a world of 9 kingdoms each one representing a different biome except 9th kingdom which is a mystery hihi
C: Woah that sounds very interesting better go and sleep in this random library and get a mysterious blue crystal and money for some reason by the way you wanna go to the 9th kingdom with me
B: Well since I am a humble butcher who has probably never done a dangerous thing in his life how could I resist an offer like that
C: Perfect let’s go but first let me just do a dice roll for some reason…
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C: Aight cool let’s go
P = Person
P: Oh would you look at that! Two humble travelers just traveling about and hopefully not going to the 9th kingdom because nobody has ever returned from there and everyone who even attempts that 100% probably dies a horrible death!
C: Yep that’s us by the way where’s the fastest route to the 9th kingdom
P: Oh just go left, by the way, haven’t we met before
C: I can’t remember anything except now that I think of it I probably was here and there was a lot of airships or something don’t know what that’s about
P: Cool well good luck I guess
C: Wait I just had the craziest dream I was like here before and stuff and there were like airships???
P: Nah probably a coincidence
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C: Well would you look at that this is the end of 1st kingdom (The Cloud Kingdom) lets just go down through this really really long staircase and-
B: We need another party member
C: What?
B: Here look at this person
A = Ann
A: Hi I'm Ann
C: Why do we need another party-
B: Ssh, btw look out bombs
C: Holy shit The Fire Kingdom is bombing Earth Kingdom?
A: Yea shit happens all the time
C: Could we maybe go somewhere where they wont bomb us? And why tf are they bombing this random town-
A: Sure I know just the place
C: But before we go I gotta but this cool staff.
B: Im sure it's gonna get a use
B: Btw Im having a crazy dream right now!
C: A what- Like the ones I am having?
B: Nah nothing like that, aaand it's probably not too important why do you even care
A: Wait are you having crazy dreams?
C: Yea all cause of this stupid crystal
A: Wait you also have a crystal
C: Bruh now I'm not even unique
A: Mine was given to me by my father and it's really sad cause-
C: Blah blah can we continue?
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A: Ok this is it.
C: We litterly just walked to the mountain kingdom, did you even do anythi-
B: Great, now we just have to traverse these mountains-
E = Eric
E: HEeey I heard you needed to traverse these mountains well I'm the perfect guy no ones ever died on these mountains.
A: This guy's shady
C: Yea
B: Perfect thanks Eric
E: Btw is that a crystal that you have Cal?
C: Yea it sucks was thinking about throwing it away-
E: HAHA not if I take it first!
J = Jane
J: Not if I take it from you either
E: No fair I just got it
C: Wait who are you???
J: Probably someone not too important... Wait is this yours? I'll take it
C: Sure
A: NO!
J: Ugh fine ig you can have it for a while but I'll take it later
C: What I said sure???
J: To late I already made up my mind
C: But I thought you wanted it- and she's gone...
C: And now Eric's gone too... PERFECT-
A: Dw he's really weak
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C: Oh looks like it's time for the next kingdom- aaand we're already wanted... Great
B: I'm gonna go to the village for some supplies
A: Me too
C: Hey guys probably not a good idea-
C: And we are being chased by guards.
C: Guess there's only one way out of this...
G = Guard
G: Lady have you seen Cal and the gang?
C: No
G: Oh ok... Wait a minute...
C: Shit prisons it is.
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C: Wait Eric???
E: Hey like sorry for before and it was kinda my fault ya'll got wanted and stuff...
C: I'm so close to punishing you right now but you are really weak and supposed to have your redemption arc now so I'll refrain
E: Oh right in that case I gotta tell you about my backstory, it all began with my father-
C: Hey look a way out, and a convenient dog sled.
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C: Hey gang
A: Hey
B: Hey how did you know to meet us here?
C: um
J: Nevermind that, ready to give me the crystal now?
E: Oh no not you again
B: How did you get here?!
J: JUST, GIVE, THE, CRYSTAL!
C: Sure
A: NO!
J: AAAAAAAAAA
C: Aaand she's gone
A: Remember these crystals are special
C: And annoying
B: Let's just continue
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C: Finaly Water Kingdom!
B: Ah yea peace out
C: Wait
A: Yea cya
C: Wait you guys leaving?
B and A: Yep
C: Oh right you were only supposed to go here.
E: Oh Im leaving as well!
C: Hm what to do now...
E: So I thought I would like to say goodbye!
C: I should probably check into a hotel for the night
E: ...
C: Or should I go grab som food first?
E: You wanna hear my backstory-
C: I think I'll just go in this random direction.
E: It's really good I promise!
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C: Phew! Finally, time to get some rest before I continue my journey. This almost feels too nice...
- looks outside, sees airships.
C: I knew it.
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C: At least I survived, Erik NOOOOO!!!
J: Yea he was too weak he dead. Also can I have your crystal?
C: You know what, no!
J: Ok wait let me show you something.
C: What.
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C: Holy shit Ban did you get kidnapped?
B: Yeaa
C: Jane wtf man!
J: Ok let me tell some exposition on why I want the crystal
C: Bruh just take it I don't care-
J: So you see this podium? If all crystals are assembled here the centre of the world will be moved!
C: What does that even mean???
J: Don't worry about it, and this is what the Fire Kingdom wants to do! But to their kingdom!
C: This doesn't make sense.
J: It probably does! Anyways there is this organization called The Defiance and they want to make sure people like you don't have the crystals cause it's bad and stuff, also my father-
C: I'VE HAD IT WITH FATHERS
B: Have you thought about your father-
C: SHUT UP! Ok here take this crystal and be gone!
J: Chill ok ok, I'll just take it and go then.
B: Thanks for saving me-
C: Actually I just did it to shut her up buuut saving you was an extra.
B: Man you've always been so nice to me, I'll continue to follow you on your journey now!
C: Wait really?
B: Yea I forgot why I even wanted to go to The Water Kingdom to begin with anyways so.
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B: Alright I got us a boat so we can go straight to Swamp Kingdom
C: Wait isn't that like the 7th kingdom? I thought Wood was next?
B: Nah why would you even wanna go to Wood to begin with, that place sucks
C: Yeah you're probably right let's just completely ignore Wood Kingdom and pretend that it doesn't exist.
B: We should at least wait until the sequals-
C: Naaah just skip it there as well, probably not too important.
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W = Weird person
W: OoooOOoo can you pick 10 weird mushrooms for me? I'll give you 10 gold pieces
C: Fair enough
B: Fair enough.
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C: Ugh I keep getting these headaches
B: Probably not too important, brb
C: Hey Ban where did you go?
S = Shadow person
S: OOOoooOOooo
C: Who are you?
S: OOOAaaaaooaaaa
C: What?
S: OOAAOOOoaaaoOAOo
C: I'm gonna stab you if you don't back off
S: OAOAOAOAOAOAAOAOAO
C: Ok fine you asked for it
C: Wait BAN!?!?
B: oh no why did you stab me...? uuuuuuurg
- dies.
C: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
V = Vanoplex
V: Hehehe I call that one the ol' make you kill your own best friend trick haha
C: Wait you are... Vanoplex the leader of the Fire Kingdom???
V: Mohaha, yes and you are...
C: Wait you know my real identity which I've searched for all this time and was kinda the point of this entire story but I forgot since all this other stuff happened.
V: (yes).
C: Can you tell me...?
V: As to quote the famous movie:
V: I am your father.
C: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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C: Where am I
V: You are back in Fire Kingdom, your home.
C: What did you do to me?
V: Nothing it was you who ran away to begin with. Anyways you are my son and the heir to the throne of the Fire Kingdom.
C: You are lying, The Fire Kingdom is bad, they bomb people with airships
V: Oh but you built the Airships, remember?
C: Wait, these memories...
V: Yes
C: Is it really true
V: Yes
C: You aren't lying?
V: ...
V: (yes).
C: Damn I'm a prick.
V: No you're not son, now join me in this new world order!
C: Ok fine ig
….
Intermission.
C: Wait what did anything happen in this act?
B: I don't think so...
C: Probably not too important
B: Yea let's just leave
Z: Wait guys---
- Why is this such a familiar dream??
Co: = Confiere
Co: Where am I?
Co: Wait I said that first!
Gh: = Ghust Ghastly
Gh: Uhehe you trespassed on the old Stratus temple, everyone who does that are criminals
Co: I have litterly no memory of that
Co: Like I said, I SAID THAT FIRST!
Gh: Looks like your in for it now, also remember me I'm like really important...
Judge: Ok so I would like to--
Gubbo: Gaa, I hate judicial systems and not gaining loot, which reminds me. Let's rampage!
Co: No don't do that...
Gubbo: U! Ill never forgive you!
Co: And he's gone
Judge: Oh I completely misunderstood everything u are heroes, save us and kill that monster, this guy'll help you
Hydró: No I wont
Gregory: Im really cool, strong and a noble. I ALSO wont help you.
Mirra: Oh wow heroes can you save my father?
Bahxel: Sure
Co: Btw let's split the party!
Ayen: Someone riding on a horse in the middle of the night? Can't have that!
Old man: Wow you slept in that bed Smeg!
Smeg: Yes I did...
Samuel: Look out wolfs!
Yaruk: Cool wand, or no bad wand, or is it?
Co: Wait that noble from before?
Gregory: Ugh you guys are going to ruin my plans which, were really cool I promise I just forgot them
Co: Sounds bad and even though we don't really know each other at all and consist of a very disfunctioning group at the moment. We'll work together since you're obviously shady-
Co: Aaand he's gone.
